Tricky Dick Stole My Beer

At yesterday’s press conference, the President said: “And I want to say this to the beer drinking audience. I made my mistakes, I have drank macro. But in all of my years of beer drinking, I have never had a milkshake IPA - never known the delightful balance of fruit and hop. Never enjoyed the silky softness of Oats and Lactose. And I certainly have never in my life had a War Horse beer made with over 60 pounds of Pink Guava puree that is so tasty it’ll make you want to slap Agnew. Because people have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook.”
Hops: El Dorado. Citra. Falconer’s.
Special Ingredients: Pink Guava Puree. Pineapple. Lactose. Vanilla.
Album Pairing: Tribe - The Low End Theory
Brewery Beers

At yesterday’s press conference, the President said: “And I want to say this to the beer drinking audience. I made my mistakes, I have drank macro. But in all of my years of beer drinking, I have never had a milkshake IPA - never known the delightful balance of fruit and hop. Never enjoyed the silky softness of Oats and Lactose. And I certainly have never in my life had a War Horse beer made with over 60 pounds of Pink Guava puree that is so tasty it’ll make you want to slap Agnew. Because people have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook.”
Hops: El Dorado. Citra. Falconer’s.
Special Ingredients: Pink Guava Puree. Pineapple. Lactose. Vanilla.
Album Pairing: Tribe - The Low End Theory