Hop Spatter

If you want lupulin oils and ethanol coursing through your veins... drink this beer. If you want a massively bitter DIPA with a solid malt backbone... drink this beer. If you want to impress the Brewers with your awesome sauce... drink this beer. If you want to have your mind blown... drink this beer. If you don’t want any of the former... Don’t french fry when you should’ve pizza’d or you’re going to have a bad time.
Brewery Beers

If you want lupulin oils and ethanol coursing through your veins... drink this beer. If you want a massively bitter DIPA with a solid malt backbone... drink this beer. If you want to impress the Brewers with your awesome sauce... drink this beer. If you want to have your mind blown... drink this beer. If you don’t want any of the former... Don’t french fry when you should’ve pizza’d or you’re going to have a bad time.