As we all know, during World War II, researchers in the Department of the Navy were obsessed with the practical applications of Albert Einstein's hypothetical Unified Field Theory. If electromagnetic radiation and gravity could be demonstrated to be unified, then with enough electricity, visible light could be bent, objects could be made invisible. The wartime applications of this technology would have been revolutionary, and in the fall of 1943, the Navy ran an experiment on the USS Eldridge while it was docked in the Philadelphia Naval Yard. While the ship was temporarily rendered invisible, the sailors on board became sick, some suffered serious mental brakes, and others were moved impossible distances within the ship. The Navy will not comment on this experiment. Just like the belief that electromagnetic radiation and gravity could be demonstrated as unified (their idea, not ours), we think Vic Secret & Simcoe hops can also be unified to give you the joooooooose! And, well, we were right. This hop combination gives y’all massive amounts of ripe pineapple, dried mango, and geranium flavors. Get like us!